boys who hate bright lipsticks because “itll get all over them” fail to realize it will come nowhere near them
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
The Pack + Social Media where Danny definitely knows
So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with “Christmas Time Meditation” and deleted the words and I’m going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices.
He noticed and I can now add “Yelled at by two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments